Yes. That's me tonight.. I never ever said I had creative ideas, but tonight it's 100% for sure I ain't....
So........ you're stuck with "Little Known Facts".........
Right here be the sentences (sans answers)... and if you are game to click the comment, there be the answers...
Have at! Loveya, Victurd.
Percentage of American men who say they would marry the same woman
if they had it to do all over again: __%
Percentage of American women who say they'd marry the same man if
they had it to do all over again: __%
Victor's hat size ___ and ___'s.
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = ? (Grab your calculator, it's fun)
An estimated __% of all life on earth is found under the ocean surface and the oceans contain __% of the living space on the planet.
More than __% of the world have never made or received a telephone call.
Victor's shoe size.......
In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping eat __ (how many?) assorted insects and __ spiders.
The two lines that connect your top lip to the bottom of your nose are known as the _________.
The abbreviation for Deoxyribonucleicacid is ___.
The last date Victor had anything to do with this ____.
The U.S. Marines’ first recruiting station was in a ___.
A pregnant goldfish is called a ___.
The giant squid has the largest ___ in the world.
Victor's waist size is ____ inches.
A tarantula spider can survive ___ years without food.
Victor has been known to survive ___ years without sex.
Richard Nixon was the first President to visit __ ____ _____.
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a _________ somewhere.
Babe Ruth wore a ______ ____ under his cap to keep him cool. He changed it every 2 innings.
____ was the most recent year that could be written both upside-down and rightside-up and appear the same. The next year when this will be possible will be _____.
____ is the last year Victor got laid, and the next probable year is ____.
_____ is the only state whose name is just one syllable.
_____ is the home of the smiling character Alfred E. Newman, long recognized as the logo character for Mad Magazine. What? Me Worry?
Tom Arnold, Sandra Bullock, Chevy Chase, Bill Cosby, Kris Kristofferson, and Bruce Willis are all former ___________. (no, not actors)
"__." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
Virginia goes farther west than ___ ________.
____-___ was invented by the mother of Mike Nesmith, formally of the Monkees
______ _______ was the pilot in the first fatal plane crash...
It seems the longest recorded penis length was ___ inches in Dr. David Reuben's "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex."
2 comments:
Percentage of American men who say they would marry the same woman
if they had it to do all over again: 80%
Percentage of American women who say they'd marry the same man if
they had it to do all over again: 50%
Victor's hat size: 7 and 5/8th's...
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
An estimated 80% of all life on earth is found under the ocean surface and the oceans contain 99% of the living space on the planet.
More than 50% of the world have never made or received a telephone call.
Victor's shoe size: Size 10.
In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping eat 70 (how many?) assorted insects and 10 spiders.
The two lines that connect your top lip to the bottom of your nose are known as the 'philtrum'.
The abbreviation for Deoxyribonucleicacid is DNA. (The last date Victor had anything to do with this: nevermind.)
The U.S. Marines’ first recruiting station was in a bar.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit..
The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.
Victor's waist size is 36. Ok fuckers, it's 37.
A tarantula spider can survive 2.5 years without food.
Victor has been known to survive almost a friggin year without sex.
Richard Nixon was the first President to visit all fifty states..
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
Babe Ruth wore a cabbage leaf under his cap to keep him cool. He changed it every 2 innings.
1961 was the most recent year that could be written both upside-down and rightside-up and appear the same. The next year when this will be possible will be 6009.
2007 is the last year Victor got laid, and the next probable year is 2008.
Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.
Topeka, KS is the home of the smiling character Alfred E. Newman, long recognized as the logo character for Mad Magazine. What? Me Worry?
Tom Arnold, Sandra Bullock, Chevy Chase, Bill Cosby, Kris Kristofferson, and Bruce Willis are all former bartenders.. (no, not actors)
"Go." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language
Virginia goes farther west than West Virginia.
White-out was invented by the mother of Mike Nesmith, formally of the Monkees
Orville Wright was the pilot in the first fatal plane crash...
It seems the longest recorded penis length was 14_ inches ni Dr. David Reuben's "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex."
Only ONE year w/o sex? You are a lucky man and also very trivial. :)
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