Around the world in 1000 days....

Victor, are you gonna recap the KC Star again? Uh huh, why, that not legal?

Hoboken, NJ... Dude, 55, and his girlfriend Soanya, 23 (uh huh, notta misprint) are setting sail on a 70 foot schooner for a non-stop, 1000 day, three times around the globe trip. Holy shit. Record is 657 days.

1000 days would challenge all but two of my past relationships.. Hehe. Their boat is stocked, they've had medical training, he's a veteran sailor, suprise suprise, she ain't.

I thought it would be cool to follow their trek... and the paper listed their website as www.1000days.net.

So, I went there. First time, said "website not found." Oh shit, they sank?

Second time, came up with a musical page - blank ceptin' for ten lines of notes.. Had action across the page, no sound.

Third time "Cannot find server." So I'm like thinking they're somewhere well offshore in the Atlantic and the conversation went something like this: Lifeboat? Check. Rice? Check. Beans? Check. Tomato Sauce? Uh uh. Pasta? Olives? Yes/Yes. 200 lbs of Parmesan cheese? Yes. Ton of coal for heater? Uh huh. Medical books? Yep. Med kit? Got it. Viagra? Oh shit.

WHAT? You wooed me for 18 months... spent the last five months on your knees begging me for this trip - and now I gotta stare at a limp pecker the whole route? Whilst I'm seasick? Turn this mo-fo around. NOW!

Anyways. I hope they get it up. Ahm, the website. Would be fun to watch 'em en route.

BRB, going to change my MySpace "Browse" (for chicks) age from 48-55 to 23-49. Hehe. Love, Victurd.