"For the man did not come from the woman, but the woman from the man. And the man was not made for the woman, but the woman for the man."

Hehe... Ok.. are you ready to spank my ass? I set out on an easy task... that of comparing men and women (alphabetically you see.) That was on some religious site, I Corinthians 11:9. I KNOW I need to go to church more often, but can one find me one that don't use that specific bible?

I didn't compose any of this crap.. and it was dark in here when I did it, so sorry about not listing references... If you website-owners do decide to sue me, my name is Sanford Alexander Merrill McCann. K?

There are more women. 143.7 million compared to 138.1 million.

In 2004, The average life expectancy for males was 75.2 years, compared with 80.4 years for females.

Average height (male & female): 5'9" / 5'4" ...

Average weight (male & female): 175 / 150 .......

Male average income $40,798, Female $31,223.

Men usually have greater upper body strength, build muscle easily, have thicker skin, bruise less easily and have a lower threshold of awareness of injuries to their extremities. A man’s "thick headedness", and other anatomical differences have been associated with a uniquely male attraction to high speed activities and reckless behavior that usually involve collisions with other males or automobiles. Men invented the game "chicken", not women. Men, and a number of other male species of animal seem to charge and crash into each other a great deal in their spare time.

Women on the other hand have four times as many brain cells (neurons) connecting the right and left side of their brain. This latter finding provides physical evidence that supports the observation that men rely easily and more heavily on their left brain to solve one problem one step at a time. Women have more efficient access to both sides of their brain and therefore greater use of their right brain. Women can focus on more than one problem at one time and frequently prefer to solve problems through multiple activities at a time. Nearly every parent has observed how young girls find the conversations of young boys "boring". Young boys express confusion and would rather play sports than participate actively in a conversation between 5 girls who are discussing as many as three subjects at once!

The Average Guy has sex 1.5 times a week (79 times a year), and lasts about 14 minutes. He has a 1-in-4.3 chance of cheating on his wife and enjoys a total of 12.4 sex partners throughout his life. The odds that his wife will cheat on him are 1 in 8.3, and the average woman enjoys a total of four sex partners throughout her life.

Average length of time between penetration and orgasm for a man: 7.3 minutes. According to Masters and Johnson’s finding, the average time it takes a woman to achieve orgasm is 3.9 minutes, while the average man is 2.4 minutes.

ARGUMENTS:
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that
is the beginning of a new argument

Women have an enhanced ability to recall memories that have strong emotional components. Men tend to recall events using strategies that rely on reconstructing the experience in terms of elements, tasks or activities that took place.

It is estimated that one-fourth of women worldwide are physically battered.

Average pee pee 5.877 inches. About 75 percent of men were between 4.5 and 5.5 inches. (Women don't have one.)

For chickies, The average breast size in the U.S. is 35.9 inches, roughly equivalent to a 34B bra, which is the average bra size in America.

STDs. Women are twice as likely as men to contract a sexually transmitted disease, and 10 times more likely to contract HIV during unprotected sex with an infected partner.

Smarts.. eh, about equal: Among women, thirty-five percent earned a high-school diploma, and 15.4 percent earned a bachelor's degree. In comparison, just over thirty-two percent of men earned a high school diploma and 16.7 percent earned a bachelor's degree. This near-equity in the percentages ends with doctorate degrees--1.5 percent of the men earned a doctorate, but less than half (.6 percent) of the women earned a doctorate.

Percentage of women who don't orgasm during intercourse : 75%

Anesthesia: Women tend to wake up from anesthesia more quickly than men; an average of seven minutes for women and 11 minutes for men.

Women like Richard Gere because he is sexy in a dangerous way. Men hate Richard Gere because he reminds them of that slick guy who works at the health club and dates only married women.

Smoking: 29% of men smoke, 28% of women. Smoking has a more negative effect on cardiovascular health in women than men. Women are also less successful at quitting smoking and have more severe withdrawal symptoms. Another study said 48% of men can't cope without, whilst 48% of women actually smoke for the pleasure derived.

Women generally have a higher percentage of body fat.

Maturity:
Women mature much faster than men. Most 17-year-old females can function as adults. Most 17-year-old males are still trading baseball cards and giving each other wedgies after gym class. This is why high school romances rarely work.

A new study shows that men and women use the web in different ways. Women tend to be more practical, using the web to get information or perform a specific task, while men are more interested in the entertainment part. (Wow, what a kind way to put it!)

Depression is twice as common in women.

Alcohol: Women produce less of the enzyme that breaks down ethanol in the stomach. Therefore, after consuming the same amount of alcohol, women have higher blood alcohol content than men - and will take their panties off at a faster rate in that state (I added that last part.)

Sex:
Women prefer 30 - 45 minutes of foreplay. Men prefer 30 - 45 seconds of foreplay. Men consider driving back to her place as part of the foreplay.

Any mother will tell you that if men had to go through the excruciating pain of childbirth the human race would have become extinct long ago. The laboratory research seems to indicate that for many kinds -- but not all kinds -- of stimuli, women have a lower tolerance for pain," says Linda LeResche, ScD, a professor of oral medicine at the University of Washington, in Seattle.

Schizophrenia affects women more favorably than men. Women have a later onset, fewer symptoms and a better response to treatment.

Bathrooms: A man has at most six items in his bathroom - a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

Economics: A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

In conclusion, we need each other. Imagine a world of only women. Only men. Ewww. 'Sides, we'd be extinct if that happened. Ladies and Gentleman, happy day, Victurd