Does anybody really know what time it is.....

Does anybody really care?

OK, I don't know if anyone really cares, but - ha ha - you're stuck here so you're gonna hear how the last weeka my life went. Christmas (close your ears) sucked. Branson was a huge downer - but, optimistically there's no where to go but up - so I gain solace from that.

I was a fat cat the entire last week. Nope, didn't go to gym. Nope, didn't do laundry (yes, screw you, the last pair is flipped for the day.) I loved the hell outta the Chiefs and all that happened Sunday. It was if Lamar was waving a magic wand from heaven. The roar at the casino (surprise surprise - I was there) was incredible when the 49'ers kicked the field goal to ensure a playoff for us.

I stayed (surprise surprise) completely sober New Year's Eve. I went to a bar.. a fight broke out.. I started to dive in and break it up - then I reminded myself "you're an old man you dumbass, let the young punks break it up" and they did. I helped the barkeep by sweeping up the buffet food they knocked on the floor.

Then, always living life bassackwards, I got too inebriated New Year's Day - and loved the hell outta it. I lost and lost at the boat, got more out, told the dealer "don't let my ex-wife know I'm doing this" and then I won and won. And won. Then I went back to bar where I was sober the night before and proceeded to buy anyone that was breathing a beer. And another. And another. There was one asswipe that was completely insensitive to his girlfriend - and I hated him for it. Then, he left, so I unscrupulously flirted my ass off with his girlfriend. Bastard, he earned it!

It was too short. Too long. Too sober. Too drunk. Lost too much. Won too much. I hada great, great time. Now I had the time of my life... Now I never felt like this before. Up down, down up. Sober drunk. Laugh cry. Fun sad. Sad fun. Loud quiet. Quiet loud. Typical untypical. I loved it. I pray for 2007 your chewing gum doesn't lose it's flavor on the bedpost overnight. Victurd, I think you're still drunk. Uh huh, mebbe. HAPPY NEW YEAR! Love, Victurd.