Wednesday, January 17, 2007

A burnin' ring of fire....

Combustible Cell Phone Burns California Man:

Luis Picaso, 59, sustained second- and third-degree burns after his cell phone apparently burst into flames, quickly igniting his polyester blend pants, nylon shirt and windbreaker, said William Tweedy, lead investigator and spokesman for the fire department in the Northern California town of Vallejo.

Why SHAME on you... You were thinking about calling an ex... or an ex's new mate weren't you?... or your boss? Or, that GD nosy neighbor next door?

Love is a burning thing
And it makes a firey ring
Bound by ones desire
I fell down into a ring of fire

I fell into a burning ring of fire
Went down down down and the flames went higher
It burns burns burns that ring of fire.. that ring of fire...

Hello Operator? Yes, might you share the cell phone number for... ahm... _____ ________ PLEASE?

Happy dialing, Victurd

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