Brother bought a corona, he bought it for a dime

His sister had another one, she paid it for a lime.
She put the lime in the corona, she drank them both up
She put the lime in the corona, she drank them both up
She put the lime in the corona, she drank them both up
She put the lime in the corona she called the doctor, woke him up…

The tonic. Son stopped the tonic. Cool. Old man hasn’t. They’re only $2 at The Dish, why stop? Hehe. I enjoy lollygagging with cronies. A happy Happy Hour. Or is it?

And said, "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?"

Bored. Gregarious. Huh? You moron, that’s an oxymoron. No it ain’t. Desirous of company. Bored. Gregarious. And… “Tending to move in or form a group with others of the same kind.” I do that.

"Now let me get this straight ",
Put the lime in the corona, you drank them both up
Put the lime in the corona, you drank them both up
Put the lime in the corona, you drank them both up
Put the lime in the corona, you called your doctor, woke him up,

Ok. Evils. Or are they? Yes, anything done not in moderation ain’t good. Food. Pills. OCD. Cleaning. Not cleaning. Work. Idleness… Sex. Remember the”ugly”? Well. I enjoy a cig. I enjoy a beer. A $2 corona. Am I going to hell? Well, probably fastforwarding the decision to whether I go North or South.

And say, 'Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, dooooctor, to relieve this belly ache?'

Bored. Simply bored. Even tire of this GD (gosh darn) computer. TV doesn’t intrigue me – alone. Reading puts me to sleep. Bitching, Victor, you’re pretty good at bitching. You mean belly ache? Uh huh, prolly, that’s why I

Put the lime in the corona, drink them both together,
Put the lime in the corona, then you feel better,
Put the lime in the corona, drink them both up,
Put the lime in the corona, and call me in the morning

And if I don’t do that in moderation… I have this ‘perceived’ high:

Wouh wouh wouh wouh wouh

Brother bought a corona, he bought it for a dime
His sister had another one, she paid it for a lime.
She put the lime in the corona, she drank them both up,
She put the lime in the corona, she called the doctor, woke him up,


Say "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say Doctor! let me get this straight".

Mebbe, just mebbe, I belly ache because

I put the lime in the corona, drink them both up,
I put the lime in the corona, drink them both up,
I put the lime in the corona, drink them both up,

I say…

Woo Woo, ain't there nothin' you can take, I say
Woo Woo, to relieve my belly ache,
You say woo woo ain't there nothin' I can take, I say
Woo woo, to relieve your belly ache,
You say yah yah, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say
Waah waah, to relieve this belly ache…

So I’ve decided to turn my life around. Revelation. Right here. (In River City.) Witha capital T that rhymes with P that stands for Pool (He’s surely got trouble.).. No more belly ache. No more bitching. It’s simple.

You drink the corona without lime. May your hours be Happy. Love, Victurd.