As one who doesn’t own a cell phone… (I know… I eat my salads dry too.. And if that ain’t enough I abhor seafood… Color me: OOT. That’s ‘out of touch’ to you.)
I’ve noticed this cell phone addiction amongst people. You? Oh I’d love to have one.. Have had one… will have one.. At present, just don’t…
Those in this bracket, please don’t shoot me - but addiction (as in “I can’t go seven minutes without touching my cell”) exists, I’ve noted, primarily from age 14 to 28 or so. Panic sets in if it’s not going off, someone hasn’t texted, or an email hasn’t shown up. Listening for one’s personal ringtone is akin to onea those things where u listen to the baby monitor and exactly what mood the baby is crying/noisemaking in.
Some Arkansan learned that University of Arkansas employee’s cell phones (and records) were considered public information - so - he asked for (and received) the cell phone records of Arkansas football coach Houston Nutt. Now Mr. Nutt, a married man, had called/texted this female TV broadcaster over 2,000 times in the months of December and January, or something like that. “We’re working on this charity thing”… Uh huh. Sure. Nutty wife did Patsy’s “Stand by your man.”
Texting. We’ve all heard the horror stories of kids running up $700 a month text bills… There’s more…
Ms. Lee Amor, 23, pleaded guilty to calling or texting her jilting ex-boyfriend more than 10,000 times over a 65-day period.
Dude in Cincinnati, 18, was hit by a train as he texted away. He waited for a train to pass.. It did… so he crossed the tracks.. Whilst he was texting, he hadn’t noticed the train coming from the opposite direction… Knocked him 50 feet, unconscious.
In December 2002, a cheating scheme was uncovered during final-exam week at the University of Maryland, College Park. A dozen students were caught cheating on an accounting exam through the use of text messages on their mobile phones.
Kids even have codes…. KPC - Keeping Parents Clueless, MOS - Mom Over Shoulder, PIR - Parent In Room, POS - Parent Over Shoulder…
Even that celeb that doesn’t wear panties and has no idea where her kiddos are at texts… In November 2006, Britney Spears reportedly used text messaging to tell her husband Kevin Federline that she is filing for a divorce, however the official divorce filing only occurred the day after the text message was sent. The story was reported by various news media outlets.
HS - Holy Shit.
143 - it means I love you
ABITHIWTITB A Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
Even Richard Nixon has a text in his ‘honor’: IANAC I Am Not A Crook
Good night…… DLTBBB………. Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
Howabout BIOYN ……… Blow it Out Your Nose
4COL For Crying Out Loud
TTTHTFAL ……… Talk To The Hand The Face Ain't Listening
And mebbe WDALYIC ……….Who Died And Left You In Charge?
Thirteen-year-old Morgan Pozgar, of Claysburg, Pa., was crowned LG National Texting champion on Saturday after she typed "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" from Mary Poppins in 15 seconds.
HS….. Holy Shit..
Ok, TTG (Time to go)….. Typed for way too long about a subject I know nothing about… And.. GGP Gotta Go Pee… Gonna go.. 8 - it refers to oral sex.. Don’t that mean “talk about it?” I’m good at that!
If you have any desire to TDTM, or, GNOC, or mebbe LMIRL.. RUH?… then HAK and KOTL for you… If no SO, then LMK and mebbe we can meet F2F?
Call… (or text) me……….. 867-5309.… 143, Victurd.
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