Friday, February 23, 2007

BREAKING NEWS!!!! SPOTTED IN TOPEKA, KS:

Learned from Ms. Rae SHE SAW A ROBIN YESTERDAY!

Life, it be good.

SEVEN days until the Kansas City Royals first Spring Training game…

SIXTEEN days until Daylight Savings.

TWENTYSIX DAYS until SPRING!

THIRTYEIGHT DAYS until MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL BEGINS!

ONEHUNDREDEIGHTEEN DAYS until SUMMER (YUMMY!)

TWOHUNDREDTHIRTYTWO days until my birthday! (36x32 slacks, XL shirts, anything with “MU” on it, Miller Lite, Temptations CD’s)

THREEHUNDREDSIX more shopping days until Christmas (38x32 slacks -> hell, they say ya gain 7 lbs between Thanksgiving and Christmas, a dartboard with Bill Self or Mark Mangino’s picture on it - I would probably prefer Mangino - might be easier to hit target, money works as well.)

WHAT???????????????? SNOW FORECAST SUNDAY????? Nevermind. Love, Victurd.

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