Victor, I can't believe you are doing this.....

Aw WTF, they’re the ones that posted this stuff… Yes, I know - but YOU, you of all people.. Your talk about hating discrimination, racial/ethnic jokes.. Your hatrid of others putting people down... Your GD Pollyanna "take pictures with your eyes" talk.. You, lover of ALL people.. WTF is up with this? Making fun of people?

I just wanted to share what internet online match thingies can be like for those that ain’t internet online match edjumacated… C’mon, lighten up.. Havea laugh…

“Hi my name is Glenda and I am a young 50 looking for someone who can keep up with me.” This shit drives me batty to no end. Glenda, in who’s opinion? Oh, and three laps, HS track of your GD choice.

“i,m a 51 year old womam. i like danceing, hiking, cooking, caning,singing,watching movies, siting by the fireplace, snuggling.” Womam? Danceing? Siting? You’re into fucking caning? Lady they got sites for that shit.

“i am a vary nice person and get along with just about any body im looking for a guy who will treat me nice and like to do things together and one that wants a lone term relationship and i dont want any talk about sex until we get to know each other for a while “ Vary well should scratch that lone one off.

“I don't play games and will not except a man that does.” Huh?

“i was a certified nurses aide for 6 years at john knox vialliage, i am not inployed right now but i am looking for work i dont act or look my age of 57 so i called this program and they changed my age on here so younger men would be available to me." (listed as 45). Do I need to even say anything here? Good luck filling out your job implications, and I hope you get many enterviews. (I think she’s lying. I think she was a fucking resident there.)

“I have been devorced for 7 years.” Wow. But, I gotta admit, I didn’t learn howta spill separate until I was that.

“I cannot make you happy. So if that is what you are looking for, keep on looking….If you can't love yourself, you can't love anyone else….If you think you are an easy going person, again, keep on looking.. I'm not your mom. I'm not going to try to change you. (Wanna bet?).. Okay, I'm off my soap box now.” SHIT she forgot her phone number, I coulda had some fun.

“I'm highly educated with a professional career, looking for the same. I'm looking for a friend with benefits relationship to start as I'm not in a hurry to remarry.” Wouldn’t “I’m smart, let’s fuck” been easier?

“Are there really any men on here wanting a relationship?” Ahm, no. What’s your bra size though?

“Looing for someone who enjoys life. I am not looking for someone who is a player.
I am not looking for someone who I need to be taken care of. So in other words someone who has his act together.” Dammit, I guess this counts me out.

“Have you ever smelled lilacs during a gentle rain?” Ever eat a pine tree? Too GD fluffy lady, seeya later.

“I dont like playing games....I dont like liars so if u must dont talk to me....I am a bit guarded as I have been hurt badly. Im not looking just for sex so if u are dont bother.” Damn, now I’m intrigued as to how she hurt herself…

“hi i am 43 years old and i am looking for an older man that is older then me.” I promise you, I’m just copying and pasting, I ain’t writing this shit.

“I do not go for cheaters, lier's, thief's... My natural hair color is brown but I dye it blonde… I do not do drugs, and don't care to meet some one that does. I do not go for people using Viagra.” DAMMIT. I can’t be a lier and tell her I don’t need the stuff.

“I am younger than my years physically and probably emotionally, fun, intelligent and I know how to speak to anyone, am told I am attractive, darn cute but am not a prima donna.Although i appreciate the finer things.(don't we all?)” Gotta be Leawood, KS.

“Does this stuff really happen.” No, but you can, with persistence, get laid here.

Just the tip of the iceberg. Twenty minutes worth of searching. I will say though, I’ve met some vary nice ladies. Never caned any though. Enjoyed danceing with some. Most was devorced. Never run onta any uninployed ones. Honest, I ain’t a lier. Good luck to you if you are a fellow online dater. May your dream be only a click away. Love, Victurd.