Pop goes the weasel...

I can't hide the excitement... Several years back, I hada small pimple/blister/boil/infested kinda thing on the toppa my toe.. You could see a stem inside - and for grins I popped that sucker. WOAH! Eight feet, seven inches in the air that stem went! It was about the time of Beavis and Butthead.. and I could think of nothing to say other than..."cool"..

I've waited all this time with no toe pimples developing. Ha! There's one forming now. I can't wait - I'm gonna measure how high that feller flies.. Fly stem fly... up up to the sky.. I want it to fly like an eagle...

(See how exciting a three day weekend is for a geriatric single fart?... I thought about maybe throwing the Frisbee, playing catch, dominoes, having sex - but it just wouldn't be the same.)

Whatup with you? Tell me something good... the friggin' news is a real downer..(Three school shootings within a week, an unborn baby cut outta the mom, a Priest steals $2+ million from the parish, Congressman sending suggestive instant messages to 16 yr old male House pages...geez.) Tell me something good! I hada English Teacher in High School - she refused to read the newspaper or watch the News on TV for that very reason.. I understand I guess - but in doing so, does she think ugly stuff just doesn't go on? I guess feel good stories don't warrant interest... too bad..

I hear Screech is making a porn movie... Saved by the Smell... Surely that will land him in Belding's office.. Eh, I guess Elizabeth Berkley didn't have to go to time out for Showgirls - so mebbe Screech is ok... (Oh, and I hearda nuther one for our list... The Loin King <-- a real porn movie)...

Ya know, sometimes I think if I ain't got nothing to say - I should probably say nothing. (Amen brother Ben.) KMA talkback, the hell u been?

Yeah - maybe I'm "roger over and out." (Buddy o' mine gives me shit every time I see him... "What's your vector-Victor?" - from onea those stupid airplane movies I think.)... Might I ask though... is this an incredible time of year or what? Whilst the summer flowers are on their way out, God has given us a second chance as the trees begin to show their colors... utility bills at an all year long low... HS football, college/pro football... The World Series soon cranking up... bondfires, crackling limbs, digging all the long sleeve outta hiding... when the rollercoaster of life dips, nips, curves, raises, lowers -- we have the seasons to grab onto for our sanity.. Bless them. And bless you. Love, Victurd.