Julia and Lyle. Sorry, just my take.
IT Personnel
Cats (There was no intent in putting this one just under IT Personnel.)
What if a liar starts a sentence with "I mean........"?
Why are there Interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why didn't BJ Thomas simply buy an umbrella?
Why they call it "a hot water heater."
The New York Times crossword puzzle.
Why, when you purchase a reasonably expensive electronic thingy, you automatically have a two year warranty, you file the receipt away, and in 7 weeks, you go back and look, and the ink on the receipt has faded to the point you can't read it.
When eight construction workers are standing around a big hole in the ground, how do they pick the one who digs?
The phrase "God awful."
Whyintheheck, when listening to a football or basketball game on the radio, does the announcer always mention "moving left to right." It's radio, who cares?
A Department Store rack of clothes with no price tags or signs indicating price.
A laptop with no mouse. Sorry, I'm a simpleton.
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
Math, religion, Furbies, Minions, Justin Bieber, Magic, The Kardashians, Love, Technology, the love of Zombie movies.
An entrepreneur who owns a construction company and hires 8 guys to do the job of one.
High heels.
Folding a fitted sheet.
Why there are 14 schools in the Big 10, and 10 schools in the Big 12.
Excited 50 years olds who've just captured another Pokémon.
Life.
Affect/effect.
Is there a Mrs. Tesla and if so does she tell Tesla to slow down, turn here, pass that guy?
Sorghum, probiotic, gluten free, parsley sage rosemary and whey.
How to flush an automatic toilet when it don't automatically flush.
When she says she wears medium, you find an item you think she'd look really good wearing but it's labeled 10, or 8, or 4, or 6, or 2, or 22.
Never mind the putting the lid back down, why, in WallyWorld, do men never raise the lid to pee?
Ig-pay-atin-lay.
Why aren't undertakers called lessticians?
Women.
Love, Victurd
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