(A sucker is born at 4am every day)
Actually, it's "Things that happen at 4am I'm IN Liberty to discuss"....
It's dark. Not a creature is stirring.
Drove by the Fire Department, our tax dollars at sleep. I KNOW I KNOW the crappy schedules they have to keep, and why, I LOVE our Fire Department - just a stupid attempt at humor at their expense.
People make stupid attempts at humor.
Using the 17% National Average figure, approximately 5,204 people in Liberty are naked. (Who compiles those figures, are they hiring, and what does it pay - I'm unemployed.)
A Ford F-150 is rolling off the line. In fact, they manufacture one a minute.
You have no idea how many Ford F-150's are made in an hour because you're still thinking about naked people in Liberty.
At 4:00am in Liberty it's 3:30pm in New Delhi, India. Uh huh, it is - look it up. Has something to do with the Equator.
You can drive from the Square to WalMart and not hit a single red light.
It's 97 steps from the North Entrance of WalMart to the South Entrance. (If you ever go at 4am, don't park on the North side, it don't open until 6am.)
The WalMart cashier to patron ratio is 1 to 1.
WalMart greeters don't get up that early.
WalMart is likely out of what you are wanting at 4am anyways. I mean, who buys white acrylic paint at 4am? (Grandpa's that paint pics of their grandbabies, that's who!)
The path to WalMart takes one by the local bar. Seven people either Uber'ed or got laid, or both. (Victor? 7 is an odd number?.. I know, it's an odd day and age.) Using that 17% National Average figure - 1 of those 7 are naked. Me thinks that number may be just a tad higher for them.
If the above are still drinking, they must be quoting Alan Jackson's "It's 5 o'clock somewhere" (yes, Bankgkok, Thailand.)
Being out at 4am is scary to some, but Google indicates most criminals sleep until 9am. (How do they know? Google Earth)
Omega XL cures damn near anything (just ask Larry King). Makes one wonder what Omega L doesn't cure that Omega XL does?
Even disc jockeys are sleeping.
Wall Street calls 4am THE most productive hour.
Dolly Parton starts work in 5 hours.
"Shocking Benefits of waking up at 4am":
You'll be motivated to go to they gym (No Engleshe')
Your body will physically improve. (Thus, the above makes no logical sense.)
More time to plan your day.
Proper breakfast.
No stress, you won't be running late.
More free time later in the day.
Happier, more positive attitude.
New perspective about the world.
Chinese Organ Body Clock say "4am is the time of the lungs. Should be asleep. If woken, recommend nerve soothing exercises. (Too early, don't wanna Google those.) The lungs are associated with grief and sadness."
Recent gradjugates man (and woman) the local news, weather, sports, traffic. Chirpy they are. Who wants chirpy at 4am?
If you're late to work at 4am can you then call it rush hour?
Does 4am make you wonder what time the newspaper delivery dude gets to read the paper?
A feller purposely awakened at 4am for a month to "find out about that." His suggestions:
Make a "to do list" (ahm, and don't leave it on the coffee table if you go to WalMart)
You'll have to adjust your entire day "When friends were ready for Tuesday night bar trivia, I was yawning and ready for bed."
It kept me from behaving badly at night.
Getting up early will not make you successful.
Changing body clock ain't easy.
It's soon 5am, the coffee pot is drained, WHAT NOW?
It's said 4am is a wonderful time to be creative, but this specific blog is pretty boring.
THE very best thing about 4am (coupled with retirement), one can go back to bed and nap. Victor? Will you be... naked? Hell to the no, my thermostat is on 62 degrees in the Winter. Toodles,
Love, Victurd.
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