I DID IT! I REALLY DID IT!
Did WHAT Victor?
I "moved", I REALLY "MOVED!"
The hell are you talking about?
Well, you gotta read the blog just below eggface, then you'll get it....
Son wanted ride to Piggly Wiggly... "K"... Got dressed, I SKIPPED TO THE CAR! (God I hope Gladys Kravits was watching!... If she wasn't, she's probably got a security camera plastered on our yard/house.. so mebbe she'll catch the replay!)...
Then... son broke into onea those hideous self-composed Emenim kinda things.. I reached for the radio... cranked it... bopped my shoulders up and down alternatively.. swiveled them hips as much as one can swivel being captive in a seatbelt..
THEN....
I turned to "Eminem" and with my imaginary remote, I clicked it OFF-OFF-OFF!
I was movin'!
Try it.. 'tis fun.
(Soon as the return lines dwindle at Wally World, I'm takin' that remote back though.. didn't work)...
Moved, Victurd.
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