Ouga chaka oww-gow

Dammit, still "hooked on" fun stuff to say... (Victor, you realize not a sole commented on an idea for usage of your broken inground pool?) Yes I do talkback, so, I've decided to use them all for filler. I figure one less dumptruck load of dirt to buy. To quote Buffalo Bob after he THOUGHT he turned the mike off one day on his radio show - "there, that oughta please the little bastards"!!!

Zoom golly golly golly zoom golly golly... (There's no rhythm, no rhyme here to any of this)... I want my babyback babyback babyback - Chili's... Smokin' cigarettes and watchin' Captain Kannnngaroo now don't tell me... there's nothin' to do...

Come, they told me pa ra pa pa pum....

Ok, dammit I'm runnin' late again. There's a pattern here. I mean, I'm early for work, but late to blog - so, that's my excuse for nothing clever to say today and I'm sticking to it.

The excitement of yesterday: "Like sands thru the hourglass, so go the days of our lives".. I tracked exactly fourteen minutes of my life yesterday were spent waiting for the friggin hourglass on the computer to figure out whatinthehell I had requested. (Let's see.. if you live to be 75, @ 365 days a year that's 382,550 days.. times 14 minutes, divide that by 60, divide that by 24.. you will watch the hourglass a little over 265 days of your life.) FU talkback, go play on I-435, but watchout for the mooners.

I will NEVER eat at Backyard Burger again. (But Victor, I heard you talking earlier.. you said the ground beef was "devine, not the pressed stuff like you get at McDonalds/Burger Kings" and that "they make the decision tough between the seasoned fries and the waffle fries" AND that the blueberry cobbler was "to die for.")

(Well that's senseless as hell... care to explain?) To quote Alvin on the Christmas album (JC you're old Victor) - YES you SOB I AM. Anyway, quoting Alvin OHHHH-KKKKKK... I walked up to the counter.. checked out their "extra value meals".. Saw the one I wanted and it said "$5.07." Not too bad.. Then I wanted cheddar cheese - another .30 cents.. Fair enough. So.. I dig out my wallet, the little chicky says "That'll be $4.17 sir." HUH? Are you having a special? At which point she pointed to this sign.. and said "I don't ask questions sir." I'll be damned if it didn't say "Seniors discount 20%." I ain't never friggin goin' back to that place! Yes, you're correct talkback, but I ain't never frickin goin' back.

Honest, I guess I don't regret the fact I'm getting older. (Is that why you still use your "40 isn't old if you're a tree" coffee mug at work Victor?) Well, yes Colgatebreath - maybe you're correct. I oughta whack urass with my cane.

I guess the day is approaching where I finally do pee my pants and forget my name. Until then, I promise to keep my brain in the 20's. Happy day, bye bye now.

HEY.. Can someone help me find my desk?