Stolen from this little diddie we get every morning...

It's a fax thingy with ads, but at times they have cute stories/jokes... I liked this one..

Today is the 75th anniversary of the official opening, dedication of the Empire State Building. (That - to me is pretty amazing)... The Fax Times joke today:

A country bumpkin family decides to go to the Big Apple for the first time. Dad, Mom & Son go into the Empire State Building. As they're walking around they notice the elevator. Never seeing one before they stand in front of it, bewildered.

While staring at it, a very old woman pushes the button. The door opens, she walks slowly inside and the door closes.

The family watches the numbers for each floor light as it goes up, then watch the lights as it goes down.

The door finally opens and out walks a tall, beautiful blonde woman.

The Dad looks at his son and says "Quick boy, shove your Maw in there!!"

Laugh dammit, I liked it.