So... I took this hidden microphone into DC to that big dome thingy....

Humpty Dumpty wanted to sit on a wall.....

To which the Great Senator Phil E. Buster got the conversation rolling

"I can't stop this feeling, deep inside of me..
Ooga-chaka Ooga-Ooga
Ooga-chaka Ooga-Ooga
Ooga-chaka Ooga-Ooga
Ooga-chaka Ooga-Ooga..."

To the other side of the aisle the response was:

"Pleased to meet you (Phil)
Hope you guessed my name, mm yeah (Who who)
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, mm mean it,
get down (Woo woo, woo woo)...

Continuing:

Tell me baby (Woo woo), what's my name (Woo woo)
Tell me honey (Woo woo), can ya guess my name (Woo woo)
Tell me baby (Woo woo), what's my name (Woo woo)
I tell you one time, you're to blame (Woo woo)"

The Timer went off............. other side:

"I am he
As you are he
As you are me
 And we are all together...

I am the eggman (Ooh)
They are the eggmen (Ooh)
I am the walrus
Goo goo g' job
Goo goo g' job
G' goo goo g' job
Goo goo g' joob, goo goo g' goo g' goo goo g' joob job
Joob joob..."

Timer went off.. "Coffee break, back in 45 minutes"...

Reconvening:

"Now we're together nearly every single day, singin'
Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do
A-we're so happy and that's how we're gonna stay, singin'
Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do

Whoa-oh-oh-oh, oh yeah
 Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do, we'll sing it
Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do, oh yeah, oh, oh yeah
Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do"...

In preparation for his turn with the mike... the longterm Senator:

He drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a Vodka drink
He drinks a Lager drink, he drinks a Cider drink
and starts by referencing previous bipartisan efforts:

"I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down..."

LUNCH........ BACK IN TWO HOURS....

The Rookie Senator starts the afternoon session:

"It might seem crazy what I'm about to say
 Sunshine she's here, you can take a break
 I'm a hot air balloon that could go to space
With the air, like I don't care, baby, by the way....

Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
Because I'm happy
 Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do"...

The sound of gavel pounding, "Back on course! Back on course!"

"We don't need no education
We dont need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers leave them kids alone
Hey! Teachers! Leave them kids alone!
All in all it's just another brick in the wall.
All in all you're just another brick in the wall."

Afternoon break, seeya in an hour.......

The Senator from Texas began:

"Now my good friends, it behooves me to be solemn and declare,
I'm for goodness and for profit and for living clean and saying daily prayer.
And now, my good friends, you can sleep nights, I'll continue to stand tall.
You can trust me, for I promise, I shall keep a watchful eye upon ya'll...

Ooh I love to dance a little sidestep, now they see me now they don't-
I've come and gone and, ooh I love to sweep around the wide step,
cut a little swathe and lead the people on."

Sensing the frustration, the Gavel pounded once again.. and it was announced:

"If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat? So moved to reconvene.. today is Wednesday, please be back Monday at 9am....."

"Treasurer, could you come to the front please?.........."

"Yessir?"..

"Well, just wondering if you could give us a cost breakdown on today?"

"Sure Sir, our Senators and Representatives average working 138 days per year, with a salary of $174,000 each.. so the cost today was $1,260.87 each, or, $674,565.45 total for today Sir."

"Thanks... well, at least we made some headway on this wall thing and on getting our 800,000 Federal Employees back to work.. Seeya Monday."

By The Honorable Henry Gibson

Love, Victurd