That song sounds really nice. Why is it by the Monotones?
There's a lot I wonder about.
All those people on Facebook, you know the ones, they take those damn hard 10 or 25 question quizzes and they always answer "Aced it", or, "25 out of 25," - oh I wonder wonder wonder how, how much they REALLY scored?
Why is the foul pole in fair territory?
Do people who flip the bird on Interstate go to church services?
Has an employee ever been fired for not washing their hands after peeing?
Who (oh I wonder wonder wonder wonder who) who invented the word menstruation and WHY did they start it with those three letters?
Do criminals get to click and select their profile photo?
Who said it was bad luck to pickup a "tail's up" penny? Had I not listened, and had I found one a day, I'd have an extra $239.44.
If we're doing away with gender discrimination, wouldn't it then be fair if - when walking coupled, the woman walks on the inside nearest the traffic fitty percenta the time?
Why can you crack your knuckles more than once?
Has anyone really had their head up their ass? If not, why, why, why do we tell them to get it out?
Why are bigger boobies assigned letters like DD? Shouldn't the biggest ones be A?
When you win a company's drawing for "$1,000 a week for life" and they go outta business, then whaddya do?
If you go to hell in a handbasket, whadda they do to the resta ya?
Why is beautiful writing called cursive?
What would one blog about when you can't thinka one single thing to write about? Hmmmmmm.
If someone who is bilingual talks out of both sides of their mouth, would that make them quadlingual?
Why don't they call palindromes "Bob" or "Madam" or sumpin like that huh?
˙sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ uoıʇɐlndod ǝɥʇ ɟo ʇuǝɔɹǝd ǝuo ʎluo ʎɐs ʇɐɥʇ sʇsod ǝsoɥʇ ǝʌǝılǝq noʎ ɟı ʇoıpı uɐ ʎllɐǝɹ ǝɹɐ noʎ
Why do they still have sewers on dead end streets? (Sorry, I'll go now)
Oh I wonder, wonder, who,, mmbadoo-ooh, who..... who wrote the book of love..
Love, Victurd
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