My neighbor has their Christmas lights up..........

So - what the hey - I'm gonna spout out on things I'm thankful for and you have my consent to call me a turkey for doing so so early.... (Can you write two so's in a row? Of course you can, it's America)

I'm thankful for the nipples on new tires... Why they're there I ain't got the foggiest but I'm glad they are...

I'm thankful for tears - both internally and outward ones - for they release the pressures from within...

I'm thankful for all your comments... Catom you lead the way - and I am way perked by each and every comment from all (Raye you're a close second!)..

I'm thankful for family.. I hope you love yours 'cause sadly I've learned there's no such thing as forever... I consider myself DAMN lucky to have been born into the nuclear family I was... My only regret is I didn't realize until too late how brief we are here on the planet. I don't mean I didn't love, nor didn't pay attention, I guess I just mean I wish they coulda stuck around longer for their sake, and yes, selfishly for mine.

I'm thankful for pets and their unconditional love.. I could do without their poop, but it's a small trade off I guess...

I'm thankful for email in that with a few quick strokes one can reach out and touch...

I'm thankful for sunrises, sunsets, Florida beaches and Rocky Mountain highs...

I'm thankful for wife #1, whom kinda-sorta spit me out after 6 years, I feel fortunate to have loved.

I'm thankful for wife #2, whom kinda-sorta spit me out after 22 years, I feel fortunate to have loved.

I'm thankful for the potential of wife #3, and if the timeline mathmatically continues, it's projected she'll spit me out after 73 years, meaning I will have spent over $37,640 in Viagra during that time.

I'm thankful for passion, yours, mine, and hopefully one day we'll all find 'ours' if we havent already...

I'm thankful for plastic bubble wrap... It really helps me during frustrating idle times...

I'm thankful for dreams for life would sometimes be pretty mundane without them...

I'm thankful for Friends (particularly Jennifer Anniston)...

I'm thankful for Fritos,BBQ ribs, Peanut M&M's, Milwaukees Best Light, pecan pie and (close your ears) Church's Fried Chicken...

I'm thankful for water... Geez Louise can you imagine life without it?

I'm thankful for boring people - for they provide the impetus to more closely study effervescent folks...

I'm thankful for every minute I spend with my friends of color for as we do we are pissing allover the idiots from the first half of the century...

I'm thankful for the Liberty Bluejays, the Grain Valley Eagles, the Fulton Hornets, the William Jewell Cardinals, the Missouri Tigers, the Kansas City Royals, and the Kansas City Chiefs, and yes Cherryl I do enjoy the St Louis Cardinals too they are in my blood...

I'm thankful I live in a society where I can pretty much say or write anything I want about my opinions ideas and can do so without repercussion....

I'm thankful for the fact I've picked up on "Victor youre going on and on and on" and I see its time to end...