HEY! I resemble that remark!

Tiny Tim... Lyle Lovette... BR549... Phyllis Diller... Woody Allen... Ben Stein.. A chocolate mess... Stopping at the casino for three hours and it turns into nine hours.. Not letting family, friends know whereinthehell you are... drinking a few beers - losing too much money - switching to coffee for a few hours - gaining the money back - switching to Corona - losing the money you'd gotten back... Wearing the last clean pair of undies you got in the dresser... I KNOW, I KNOW MR. Trebeck... THINGS THAT ARE UGLY...

Right you are poker chipface... I'm all innocence... I think... I love a good time... I love "no have to's"... I love a parade (the hell's that got to do with anything?) Right you are talkback - I slipped it in 'cause it seemed to fit... bad joke...

John Daly, heap big hitter on the men's golf tour is whispered to have lost millions of dollars at the casino... Charles Barkley, heap big former basketball player was asked about John/his habit - and his reply "Hell... I gamble myself..I've got the money.. I pay my bills.. It's fun."

I'm reminded of the time I went on an internet date witha chick I'd talked to on the phone - but she didn't have a picture... we agreed to meet... holy shit... "it seemed like a good idea at the time." Then, you're finished, walking away thinking "whatinthehell was I thinking."

Then... Suddenly, you're in bed at 12:30am.. having to getup in 5 hours to work.. Logic sets in.. Your brain frowns, scowls, chastises, simply won't letup on yourself - you turn and look and it's now 2:30am... patooey...

Then.. you awaken... Monday... Shit, gotta pay the water bill before you go to work... It ain't pay week... The checkenginelight is on, the brakelight is on, and now it's starting to overheat - aha, no problem (AC broke too) - "I'll just turn on the heater - then the temp'll go down." (Did I mention is 99 degrees?).. .Ugly, pure ugly.

1-800-BETS OFF? "I'll NEVER go back in there again"???? Nah.. I know me... There'll be a time when I wanna think about absolutely nothing that is ongoing (or not ongoing and should be) in my life - and I'll swerve into the casino. I will try my best to avoid the damned people who don't care if you're from Johnson County, Paseo, Orrick, or Golden Acres... I recently noticed the ladies serving drinks wear lowcut outfits (it was the glitter one had sprayed on that did it)... I hate to have to think of high-fiving people I don't know when the dealer getsa 23 total..

The heart palpatations that occur whenya go to the cage to turn your chips in and they ask "big bills sir?"... The free dinners... The cheap beer...

Ok. It's a love/hate relationship. Ugly eh? May your day be like the dealer getting a 6 up... Double down with those you love.. Do as I say, not as I do!
Peace out.. Victurd. Butt ugly. (Say, you said that yesterday you were wearing the last clean pair of undies in your dresser.... Whatareya wearin' today?). FU Talkback.