Here's my beard....

Ain't it weird? Don't be sceered, Just a beard.

Yes, stolen from George Carlin. (As are many of the quotes thrown in below.) I love George Carlin’s take on life - and how he so very aptly points out life is weird, and we’re even weirder…

I shouldn’t read the news - and usually skim right over the yuck stuff… this morning’s paper had it’s share of yuck (lady kills pregnant lady.. Cuts baby out of her stomach… Best friend shoots best friend, then rapes his wife…)..

Then ya get even weirder ones… Like the guy who was lying in a park with his pants down - next to a full sized anatomically correct inflatable doll… even weirder… two years earlier he was arrested for robbing a Bridal Shop - and caught blocks away with a mannequin wearing a bridal dress… Eh, mebbe he ain’t so nuts… at least there’d be no quarrels in that kinda arrangement… no infidelity… no incensed cell calls with “where the hell are you?” And hell.. they’d never age or gain weight… Nothing a little glue/patch or patching compound couldn’t fix..

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in the opposite direction.

PLEASE be safe this weekend. Dick Cheney is going hunting…

There’s no present..There’s only the immediate future and the recent past.

McCain trashes Hillary for her want to earmark $1 million in funds for a Woodstock museum. Caused some dude to write “The reason the 60’s keeps rearing it’s head: It’s not over. The 60’s didn’t end when the last guitar was unplugged at Woodstock.” Should be an interesting election.

Have you ever noticed anyone driving slower than you is an “idiot” and anyone driving faster than you is a “maniac’?

At the Park reading the paper this morning (yes, I’d already done the Piggly Wiggly breakfast thing… bastards won’t let me smoke in there)… a stream of birds.. Too high to distinguish what kind (<-- fancy for “I know robins, cardinals, blue jays… ‘bout it).. Forty birds wide - this migration continued (in numbers) and continued… I’d bet a mile long group of them… Twenty minutes later - another group - same thing - same numbers.. Musta been separated by air traffic control. Anyways… here it is October 27.. Bastards were going North. Now THAT’s global warming…

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?

Reid and Soanya are on day #187. If you’re just stopping by… there is a couple.. He 53, she 23 [uh huh, you read it right].. They’re attempting to break the continuous sailing record.. Hence their website: 1000days.net The record is 600+, and if they make it they’ll circle the globe three times.. Kinda interesting to read their website.. How/what they eat… how they power things with solar, tow generators, batteries….they’ve seen whales… birds occasionally land on their boat (which begs the question - how GD far can a bird fly without taking a rest?).. No major incidents since the early days of their voyage… remember? They sailed into a Naval firing range (oh shit) and they literally ran into a freighter in the wee hours.. Check ‘em out..

When you kiss your grandmother in France.. Is that considered a French kiss? ß screw you George… that was mine!

When I sat down, thought I had all kindsa things to say. Sorry. Brain went empty. Have a nice day. Treat the tricksters. Be careful on two lane highways - there are weird people in life and 50% of them are going in the opposite direction as you. Love, Victurd.