But I don't. Buddy and I were talkin'... Subject of porn movies came up -- only because we're perhaps perverted linguists... Movies - famous movies.. Fashion today I guess in porn is to take names of famous movies and twist 'em into porn titles... Like 'On Golden Blonde'... and ya don't have to even twist 'Driving Miss Daisy'. (Victor, you're sick.) Yes I know, but I'm 53, divorced, ain't got my folks any more - I will do what I wanna do when I wanna do as long as I abide by the law!
So I thought I'd try to add s'more perverted titles - and I went to search "Academy Awards Best Picture".... Turns out, I'm a shut in. <-- Which is the opposite of a Shue in should Elisabeth call me... Anyways, in the past nine years I've seen ONE of the movies receiving the Best Picture award. Home boy eh?
I always thought Joan was pretty.. I guess you could have one 'Raiders of Joan Van Ark." I'd watch it. For those of you REAL sick puppies - you could just remake Silence of the Lambs.. Bend-Hur.. I guess they could have a lesso one and call it Toy Story...
The Adventures of Robin's Hood... (GOOD LORD VICTOR) Aww lighten up.. sometimes the sicker the better you uppity self-righteous assbreath... Ahm.. Die Hard... Ed's Wood.. Some ya ain't gotta even change.. Snatch.. Brief Encounter.. In the Heat of Nurse Night.. Bonnie on Clyde.. A Man for All Seasons.. His Girl Friday.. Making Rosemary's Baby.. A Streetcar for Desire...
Ok, going to work now. Should you - ol' blog reader - have any spiffy titles to add - please do. To be a preverted linguist is a good thing. Double entendre's are a good thing. I don't think stuff like that is evil.. We need to unleash the sick side upon occasion.. No, to dwell in it is perhaps truly sick - but to laugh and have fun without hurting someone tis ok.
Happy happy day... Love, Forest Hump.
2 comments:
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory??
Now that's truly sick. The end.
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