E Street Band......... and The Chicks

Exciting.  Exasperating. Exhaustion.  Expression.

What the eff? <-- Just one of 44 three-letter words that start with E.

Hear me?  Ear

Emu Emu - kinda dread those commercials.  Can one hunt Emu?

Eat Emu?

The Elf's ewe had an ego. In his era, he would sidestep the elk and go to the elm. ETA noonish,  Egg-citing eh?  When the tide would ebb, he'd eat eel eyes.  Eew.

Four.  Earl, they say, was Easy on the Eyes.  He met, and befriended, Mary Anne and Wanda, Each.  There was Eros with Earl and Wanda.  They married, at the Elks lodge. Had Eats for guests and them Each. 

At first, it was Epic.  Earl did Edit his resume', but never really worked.  He sent Wanda East to Earn. She worked for Eons, Eked enough to make Ends meet, buy their Eats, Eggs. Lazy Earl was the Envy of his buddies.  As the days piled up, Wanda would ask, Each day, "why can't you Earn? We're living on the Edge.  Emit a little effort." Earl wouldn't answer. "Is there an Echo in here?" Egad.  Earl got Edgy.  Battling Egos. It wouldn't Ease.  Earl got mean, twas Eery. Mary Anne noticed Wanda's bruises, Ebon and blue.  Time for Ends.  Enuf. Earl had to die.  Goodbye Earl. They thought maybe by an Epee. Eeew.

Five.  Early, would die Early. Mary Anne's Edict. Twas Eerie. Mean from the day of their Elope. Eager to 'off him, Wanda got out her Ebook for ideas. Epees, had to be.  Tied him to the Easel, he tried to Elude. Eight swift stabs. The Epees caused Edema. Would be Earl's. the Elder of five brothers, last day on Earth. Tossed him in the car. Wanda, in the backseat with Earl, would be the Easer. Into the ditch with her Elbow to Earl, she did Eject. Eased things. 

Six. These Chicks were good.  Life now Easier. A great team Effort.  Done Easily.  Before the epees, they'd given Earl an Earful. No more Edicts. As they were listening to the Eagles, each with an Earbud, Eating an Eclair, they actually hung Earl in Effigy for Effect. Emotes.  They Earned it.  Earl had Earned it.  Earl had to die.  Goodbye Earl.

Seven.  They'd taken their Earplugs outta their Earhole. (Forgot to add in the 6 letter paragraph above, they used a Q-Tip to get ridda their Earwax.)  Put back in their Earrings. Baby Earache, each. Ensured no Earwigs within Earshot. Upper Echelon of things they'd done.  But, if Earl was found, they'd get Earfuls. They Eagerly jumped in the car, headed in an Eastern direction. They'd Earlier left an Earmark where Earl was.  What to do with Earl that would not disturb the Ecology or their ability to again be Earners for their own Economy. They got there. Thought in Earnest. What was the Easiest solution. 

Eight.  Their Eardrums, which had Earflaps over their Earholes, were hurting. To figure something out, at the Earliest.  To dispose of Earl's body, Easement for all.  It was no use.  To no avail.  They'd used every Earthily 8 letter E word they could think of..  so.... 

They ate him.

Earl had to die.  Goodbye Earl.

By HenrE Gibson                ....   Edited by Emilio Estevez

Love, Victurd