Short….

Short is fun. Father was short, absorbed (very good naturedly) many’a joke over the years. Whatshername loved being with him – sure, because he was fun, but more likely because she ‘towered’ over him by a half inch.

Pretty sure I toldya about the midget wrestlers – but what the hey, I’m repetitive. Was working at the airport… just got off, heading for the employee bus at the end of the long horseshoe shaped terminal. Lo and behold a group of five or six midgets, grabbing their suitcases, making their way towards me/my coworkers..

The guy in the middle, certainly their leader, has a baseball cap on… but… the writing is horizontal, not vertical.. and.. it was very small, so you had to strain to see it.. as they came closer and closer.. .we, the four guys getting off work heading to the bus.. now each had our heads tilted far down to the left to try to read the horizontal writing.

One-upped we were. What normally, and unfortunately for them is ‘everyone staring at them’ because they weren’t what some deem ‘normal’ – they now had us the center of attention.. four airline idiots, heads tilted, walking in unison.

So what’d the hat say? It said “what in the fuck are you looking at?”… Midgets one, airline workers nothing.

Short, only gotta short time til work. Let’s meet for a short. Short stacka pancakes. Nice out, gonna put on my shorts. Short break. Short story. Sell short. Short circuit. Short attention span.

Short sayings. As confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar. Lights on, door open, nobody at home. I’ve seen better hands on a clock. As worn out as a cucumber in a convent. All stolen, sorry.

That’s the long and short of today. Twitter is short. Texts are short. Most emails are short. Phone calls even short nowadays too. Short seems in. We’re all too GD busy doing what we think is important, so most everything is deemed unimportant – and we give it a short look-see. (Slow down you move to fast… lookin’ for fun and feelin’ groovy.)

Gonna go smoke. Short one, not the 100’s… Kinda chilly though, will only stay a short. Then I’ll have a short time to look and see how many women ain’t emailed me before I take on my short of great salary job.

Short rocks. Sometimes. Loveya, Victurd.