Too much....

They say that Shaky Spear guy originated the phrase (too much of a good thing) waaaay back in the fittenth century.. "Why then, can one desire too much of a good thing."

Too much alcy haul make one walk zig zag.

Too much zig zag make one run to QT for Doritos.

Too much work make Jack dull boy, and millennials quit.

Too much baby crying on airplane cure white knuckles, but make teeth grit more.

To much means u no pay attention in Sophomore English.

"I get way too much happiness from good food." Elizabeth Olsen

Too much good food not good for waist.

Too much waste mean you have problem with that big long curvy thing inside your body. (Or, trash guy skip you last week.)

Too much talk not enough listen make u no very popular.

"Too much of a good thing can be wonderful." Mae West

Mae West have too much on top, make walking upright hard.

Too much Viagra make vertical Coleman tent.

Too much partying make laundry look like wall to wall carpeting.

Too much information is abbreviated TMI when you spell it out too much.

Too much grandkid photos, kid photos, political posts, dirty jokes, Woo hoo RockChalk posts make one unfollow you.

Too much peeing at night by old man make one go to doc so he does way too much to you. (When he examine, if you notice two hands on shoulders, it one hand too much)

Many would say "Too much CNN", just my opine, me thinks too much DT. Sorry. Not. Really.

I glad my pet no talk, he know too much.

If someone say "you've had too much to drink" tell them not possible, you still ugly.

Too much fun, impossible.

Too much money can makey nose point up.

(Don't worry, not too much longer)

Shoot too much they no pass to you.

"Some people care too much. I think it's called love." A.A. Milne

Some mates love too much, forgetty way home.

Chief who drink too much tea drown in own tea pee.

Golfer spent too much time looking for ball in woods his clothes were outdated when he came out.

The fattest night at King Arthur's table was Sir Cumference, he eat too much Pi

"I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it." Rodney Dangerfield

Too much for today, sorry, but not too much,

Love, too much, Victurd