Frequently asked questions.......

Whatsup?

Who are you?

How ya doin?
How YOU doin?

Where you going?

What do you want to be when you grow up?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

Do you like good music, that sweet soul music?

Paper or plastic?

Coffee or tea?
Fries or tots?

Does your chewing gum lose it's flavor on the bedpost over night?

Married?
Kids?
What's your name, who's your daddy?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the others drown too?

Trick or treat?

Where's your nametag? (I memorized it and threw it away.)

I love love love caller ID. First, yain't gotta answer if you don't wanna. "Nah, not right now." "I don't know anyone from Are Code 718."
VIctor, your blog is frequently asked questions... Whatinthehell does all that (just above) have to do with that?... Oh... yeah.. thanks for getting me back on track.. One of my favs, back when them dudes liked me and I worked there - was to see a beloved vendor pop-up on caller ID and you'd answer "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut would this be dine in or carry out?"... it was usually crickets for a few moments, but the creative ones would quickly order... I guess you had to be there maybe..

Got milk?

Have you driven a Ford lately?

Can you hear me now?

Does she or doesn't she?

Where's the beef?

How do you spell relief?

Is it live or is it Memorex?

Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

I know you are but what am I?

Why do we sing "Take me out to the ballgame," when we're already there?

Hello, I love you won't you tell me your name?

How would you describe yourself? (Old, wrinkly, missin' a few teeth, love to laugh, pee a lot at night, MUST HAVE FUN, commonly thought of as simpleton, tis ok, I like me. You? How would you describe your fine self?)

Where have all the flowers gone?
Who'll stop the rain?
Does anybody really know what time it is?
How can you have any pudding when you don't eat your meat?
What's it gonna be boy... yes... or.. no?
How deep is your love? (Sorry, I prolly shouldna put that one right after that one.)
Where is the love?
Who let the dogs out?
What's it all about, Alfie?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

What's wrong with you?
Are you ready?
Are you stressed?
Penny for your thoughts?
Did you fart?
Ask your mother...
DO I STUTTER?

Window or aisle?
Smoking or non-smoking? (That one's almost non-existent now)

What happens when you get scared half to death twice?

Are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet?

What's the last four of your social?

Do you believe in magic in a young girl's heart?

Did your parents have any children that lived?

Buehler? Buehler?

Innie our outtie?

Et tu, Brute?

Does your husband play golf too? (to be said after one of your buddies hits a really crappy, short, shot. Nuttin' personal dudettes)

MOVIES:
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me, aren't you?
Hey dad, you wanna have a game of catch?
Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
You talkin' to me?
Who's on first?

Would you do it allover again?
If so, would you change anything?

WTF?

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Sorry, kinda. What are you gonna do today?

Love, Victurd.