Saturday, November 17, 2007

Some stuff I never could figure out.

Why does a really rich older couple buy a house with six bedrooms?

Why, whenever Yahoo, MSN, Microsoft, etc., come up with their newest addition, why does it take four clicks for what used to take you two?

If we’re so progressive, why do we now pay for TV, radio and bottled water?

Why does the guy who shoots another guy get his mugshot allover the News - we watch him walk handcuffed into the jail - we hear his name twenty-two times, but we never see the doctors and nurses (or hear their names) who worked miraculously to save the guy that got shot?

I dunno if true in all offices - but why is it the people who make the most are there the least?

If there’s a law against crossing over a single solid white line on the Interstate - why do we now use Double solid white lines along with the wording “will be strictly enforced”?

(Victor, you’re sounding old on this one) Why is it that people don’t practice the “stay one car length back for every 10 mph“? For real, you ever notice how many rear-enders involve like 3, 4, 5 cars?

If people who’ve given their life to the Lord go to heaven, and sinners go to hell - where do the resta the people go?

If deer only mate during the months of October and November… and some big buck observes some ravishing doe with a wonderful booty walk by in April - what’s he thinking?

Why are white grapes green? Why is red zinfandel white? Them grape dudes are all messed up.

When they invented words - what were they drinking when the spelled and pronounced colonel… onomatopoeia… Gucci…. Scissors.. Jujitsu.. Bissextile ß means leap years.. Paxwax ß neck ligament.. Fungi… heffalumps… Bunghole.. Tittynope ß refers to a small quantity of anything left over… Hmm. Had I been playing Jeopardy I woulda said “what are you bound to hear on your first date?”.. tittynope…

Why do some continually come back to this blog?

YEAH… it’s the WEEKEND! Hope urs is fun.. And if there’s “stuff you never could figure out” - PLEASE SHARE. Happy Saturday, love, Victurd.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Here's one for you--why does the hole in the sewage pipe on the rental only show itself when the next six days are totally planned and not when I'm sitting on my ass doing nothing? Ah well, hate to get all complacent with life. Nancy