I've finally found the key...

If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

Perfect!.. no eyes upon her (I've had two that seemingly enjoyed staring back... demonstrated so... and followed their stares!)...

If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall.
As soon as he marries her
Then she starts to do
The things that will break his heart.
But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You'll be happy for the rest of your life,
An ugly woman cooks her meals on time,
She'll always give you peace of mind.

Si, I could stand a home cooked meal. Too many an hour spent in Ronny Mac and Wendy's 'kitchen'... And, definitely know the low feeling of “feeling small”

If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

Don't let your friends say
You have no taste,
Go ahead and marry anyway,
Though her face is ugly,
Her eyes don't match,
Take it from me she's a better catch.

Again, PERFECT!.. no eyes upon her... and even though her eyes may not match, at least they'll both be on you! Gives a whole new, refreshing meaning to “wandering eye”!!!

If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

(Hey... doesn't this beat the hell outta “Pretty woman... don't walk away.”.. I wish I woulda thought of this 35 years ago)

Say man.
Hey baby.
I saw your wife the other day.
Yeah?
Yeah, she's ugly.
Yeah, she's ugly but she sure can cook.
Yeah?. Okay.

Hmmmmmm.. deep fried chicken.. biscuits and gravy.. cinnamon rolls... Honey? Can you fetch me anudder cuppa coffee?

If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

Ok, so, if you know someone ugly, available and willing.. and they wanna get married...have 'em hit me up! Love, Victurd