A respite from writing... Sign, sign, everywhere a sign..

And the sign said "Long-haired freaky people need not apply"
So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why
He said "You look like a fine upstanding young man, I think you'll do"
So I took off my hat, I said "Imagine that. Huh! Me workin' for you!"
Whoa-oh-oh

License plate on $50,000+ silver, gorgeous convertible: WAS HIS

Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign?

CH__CH, What’s missing?... God Reads Knee Mail… Do not wait for hearse to take you to church… Staying in bed shouting “Oh God” does not constitute going to church… Free coffee, everlasting life, yes, membership has it’s privileges.. Bored? Try a Missionary Position..

And the sign said anybody caught trespassin' would be shot on sight
So I jumped on the fence and-a yelled at the house,"Hey! What gives you the right?" "To put up a fence to keep me out or to keep mother nature in" "If God was here he'd tell you to your face, Man, you're some kinda sinner"

Shell sign during recent gas ‘hella’ prices:
Regular: ARM
Plus: LEG
Premium: FIRST BORN

Drive In Theater… 3 movies showing:
Erin Brockovich
Screwed
My Dog Skip

Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign?

Walgreen: Ass. Fragrance 50% off…. Fu King Chinese Restaurant…. Parking for Drive Thru Service Only.. Amigone Funeral Home…. Taco Bell: Now Hiring All Shits… Steve’s Radiator Shop: A good place to take a leak… Royal Flush Plumbing: Your shit is my bread and butter.. ..

Ponderosa Veterinary Hospital: Spay or neuter your best friend…. Balfurd Cleaners: Drop your pants and you will receive prompt attention.. Sherrill’s “Eat Here” and “Get Gas”, Tipton, Indiana….. Diesel Fried Chicken.. IGA: Idaho Pot. 10 lb bag $1.49… Nothing says “sorry about the crabs” like flowers..

Now, hey you, mister, can't you read?
You've got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat
You can't even watch, no you can't eat
You ain't supposed to be here
The sign said you got to have a membership card to get inside
Ugh!

Bathrooms: Friends don’t let friends take home ugly men.. Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.. Make love, not war, hell do both: Get Married!... Men’s Restroom House of Representatives: If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of Progress? Congress!!... If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have trouble with it..

And the sign said, "Everybody welcome. Come in, kneel down and pray" But when they passed around the plate at the end of it all, I didn't have a penny to pay... So I got me a pen and a paper and I made up my own little sign I said, "Thank you, Lord, for thinkin' 'bout me. I'm alive and doin' fine." Wooo!

Warning: Private Property Keep Out (Unless you have really big boobs)… Slow children. No Hunting…. Any persons (except player) caught collecting golf balls on this course will be prosecuted and have their balls removed…. Smoke. Because no one should infringe upon your right to cough up black phlegm…. Absolutely Nothing Next 22 Miles…

Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind
Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign?

Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Sign
Sign, sign

Love, Victurd….