Shouldn’t……

Should… shouldn’t… Goofus… Gallant..

Uproar… roar….

You shouldn’t pass go, collect your $200… You shouldn’t go chasing waterfalls… You shouldn’t commit adultery… You shouldn’t steal.. You shouldn’t bear false witness against your neighbor.. You shouldn’t covet your neighbor’s wife…

Top ten things guys shouldn’t do in public… (Thanks askmen.com) Admire yourself in the mirror.. Pick yourself (as in nose).. sit with crossed legs.. blow your nose without a tissue.. ‘play wrestle’… puke.. argue with your girlfriend.. write longhand in a journal.. pee conspicuously… cry..

You shouldn’t play with fire… play in the rain… be around metal during lightning.. be anywhere besides the basement in potential tornado weather… play in traffic.. take any wooden nickels.. stop, thinking about tomorrow.. tailgate.. beer on whiskey…

When dealing with customer, you shouldn’t…. take their attitude personally.. fail to allow customer to vent.. overuse “you”… make inappropriate gestures.. tell a customer to calm down.. use slang for upset (freaking out, flipping out, bent outta shape)…

What you shouldn’t do in college… get sick and puke the first night.. go to any of the required meetings.. hookup wih the RA.. hookup with someone on your Hall.. walk around in packs of 35.. go barefoot in the shower (eww.. why?)… wear pajamas around campus…

Things you shouldn’t do on Facebook.. use a weak password.. leave your full birth date on your profile (screw ‘em, I’m fitty-eight, proud of it!).. overlook using privacy controls.. mention that you’ll be away from home.. permit youngsters to use FB unsupervised..

And finally.. you shouldn’t blog on Facebook about ‘should’… free, unwarranted, unprompted advice. ESPECIALLY if perceived to be abhored from women… Should… Shouldn’t… Goofus.. Gallant.. Roar… Uproar…

DARN it. Love, Victurd.