Saturday, October 23, 2010

Time has come today....

Time has come today
Young hearts can go their way
Can't put it off another day
I don't care what others say
They say we don't listen anyway
Time has come today
(Hey)

We’re here on this planet 78.4 years. That’s 28,616 days, or.. 686,784 hours, or… 41,207,040 minutes… or 2,472,422,400 seconds. Some studies indicate more, some less. Top ten things we do with this time: 10. TV… 9. Eating… 8. Pooping or peeing…. 7. Talking… 6. Surfing the internet…. 5. Reading…. 4. Wishing… 3. Sex (This study didn’t call and ask me. Would NOT be in my top ten, darnit.)… 2. Traveling… 1. Sleeping

Oh
The rules have changed today (Hey)
I have no place to stay (Hey)
I'm thinking about the subway (Hey)
My love has flown away (Hey)
My tears have come and gone (Hey)
Oh my Lord, I have to roam (Hey)
I have no home (Hey)
I have no home (Hey)

Of these days, times, we spend one-third of our life sleeping. Two weeks kissing. The average person will spend 13-15 years of their life eating, another two years in the bathroom.

Now the time has come (Time)
There's no place to run (Time)
I might get burned up by the sun (Time)
But I had my fun (Time)
I've been loved and put aside (Time)
I've been crushed by the tumbling tide (Time)
And my soul has been psychedelicized (Time)

Men fart on average 17 times a day, women 9. Figure a fart lasts five seconds. That’s 517 minutes a year, or 28 total days of our life will be spent farting. (Gals 15 total days on average of farting in a life time.) .. Six minutes a day laughing, or, 119 days of our lives. 8 hours of our life will be spent at a stoplight.

(Time)
Now the time has come (Time)
There are things to realize (Time)
Time has come today (Time)
Time has come today (Time)

Time… time… time… time… time… time… time… time… time… time… time]

99,117 hours working (Yuck.) 4 years on the phone at work.. “On hold” 5 minutes a day, or, 99 days of our lives.. Complaining, 159 days of our lives… 160 days on smoke breaks. (Some, ahem, more.) …. “Everyday you waste time. Whether it’s filling up a tank of gas, waiting for an elevator, or waiting to download a program- we waste minutes. The average human wastes about 45 minutes a day in addition to any free time they have.” That’s 894 days of our lives spent wasting time. (Some of us more.)

Oh
Now the time has come (Time)
There's no place to run (Time)
I might get burned up by the sun (Time)
But I had my fun (Time)
I've been loved and put aside (Time)
I've been crushed by tumbling tide (Time)
And my soul has been psychedelicized (Time)

39 days picking our noses. 11 years infronta the TV. 967 days washing clothes. 6.5 years worrying. 115 days laughing. Men, 1.5 days per year shaving. Women spend 136 days of their lives getting ready. (Men, 46 days).. …. One study suggested “that daydreaming – which can occupy as much as one third of our waking lives – is an important cognitive state where we may unconsciously turn our attention from immediate tasks to sort through important problems in our lives.”. .. Even if we only average half of that, that’s over 8 years of our lives spent daydreaming.

(Time)
Now the time has come (Time)
There are things to realize (Time)
Time has come today (Time)
Time has come today (Time)

9 hours, 18 seconds male orgasm. Women? Ain’t touching that one. Might be considered fake statistics. (Ok, the study said 1 hr, 24 minutes)

Time.. Time… Time… Time
Yeah

Time for me to go, love, Victurd.

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