Raindrops on roses

And kisses on noses, 
I'm easily quite smitten,
Amazon packages, sunshine and yep, hot wings,
These are a few of my favorite things...

My Liberty cronies, and mutts, not poodles,
'Oh hell's and 'howdy' yells, all kit and caboodle,
Grandkids asking 'why', such joy it does bring,
These are a few of my favorite things...

Ladies in yoga pants, showing their nice .........'s,
Visions that stay, ain't much that surpasses,
Silver haired ladies, the beauty they bring,
These are a few of my favorite things..

When my prostate bites,
When my pee stings,
When I'm feeling mad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don't feel, so bad..

The Stones, not Guns and Roses,
Again, kisses on noses, 
Still smitten, but twice bitten,
Crank the music, karaoke, all sing
These are a few of my favorite things...

Frat brothers, our guts, they now certainly extrude(l)
Moving like we once did, attempts all futile,
"We're a bunch of bastards" we'd once, all sing,
These are a few of my favorite things...

Drive slower now, the cars they all pass us,
Wonder if that one frat, is still full of such asses,
The stories still fly, brotherhood always rings,
These are a few of my favorite things..

Popups on websites,
When my undies cling,
When I'm feeling sad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don't feel, so bad..

Brushing dentures blows
But I won't have halitosis,
Jeans I put on, and they're still fittin',
Cute little packages, fit for us kings,
These are a few of my favorite things...

Cream in my coffee and yes, apple strudel,
Mundane's not for me, I like the unusual,
Eight hours of sleep and the snores that it brings,
These are a few of my favorite things...

CNN and Fox News when they don't harrass us,
Make love, not war, we say to the masses,
All Silver quarters, the memories it brings,
These are a few of my favorite things..

Itching from oak mites,
Grimy bathtub rings,
When I feel that I've been had,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don't feel, so bad..

Love, Victurd