Paul Harvey Pandora.....

Raindrops keep falling on my head, So I took the day off and fixed my roof instead.....

My boomerang won't come back, so, I borrowed Randy's dog Buddy.....

Where have all the flowers gone........ they're at Vernetta's over on Moss Street...

Should I stay or should I go?..........  paper scissors rock just one time...

Who let the dogs out?... We have a doggy door you idiot.

Have you ever seen the rain?...  (See above, ie, 'fixed the roof')

Are you lonesome tonight?    Dumb question Betty, jump in......

Does anybody really know what time it is?    Watch CNN, they list all the time zones pretty much all day and night....

Did you ever have to makeup your mind?  (See paper scissors rock above)

Do you know the way to San Jose?   Google Maps, MapQuest, Apple Maps, GPS, MapFactor Navigator, etc.

What's your name?  Lynyrd, we've been over this time and again, it's Puddin' Tame, ask me again and I'll tell you the same.

Are you experienced?  Betty, no, but see lonely above, jump in.

Why can't we be friends?   Trump/Biden, Yankees/Red Sox, Chiefs/Raiders, Innie/Outtie, Different verts (intro/extro), KU/MU, Management/Worker Bee, Genius/Near genius/Very Superior/Superior/Average/Backward/Feebleminded/Dull/Idiot, Public Educated/Parochial Educated/Home Schooled/Too Cool for School, The KC Star/Edward Scissorshand/The Rock.

Why don't we do it in the road? Aside from all the flattened squirrels, raccoons, deer that tried - does it really sound comfortable to you?

Will you love me till the end of time?  YES.  Lemme see the fingers on your hand that's behind your back. Damnit, you got me!

Do you wanna dance? Yes, bring alcohol, no cell phone cameras and YouTube Motown.

Who'll stop the rain?  Damnit, we've been over this.

How much is that doggy in the window? Patti, that's so old school. Stay away from breeders, go to the pound, foster if nuttin' else.

What's goin on?  Lots Marvin... Wordle, The Weekend, EASTER, Easter egg hunts, parents literally stealing kid's candy, chocolate hangovers

What's love got to do with it?  Damnit Betty, I said 'Jump in'!

Is that all there is?  Well... ahm, no Betty.. we can play Wordle... it's the Weekend.. we can hunt Easter eggs.. steal the grandkid's candy, share chocolate

What's new Pussycat?  Leave me alone and go ask the dog, he'll wag his tail at anything.  Cats rule, dogs drool.

Does your chewing gum lose it's flavor on the bedpost overnight? Betty, c'mere.. in the morning you can look, I've got a whole damn drawer fulla Doublemint, Juicy Fruit, Dentyne, Dubble Bubble, Trident, Orbit, Extra, yada...

Do you think I'm sexy?  Nevermnd.....

How deep is your love?  Well, let's start with the waterbed.  Did the damn roof patchwork work?  Did you remember to let the dogs out so they ain't in here?   On a scale of one to ten, how much damn chocolate did you eat for Easter? Betty's BMI?  Your BMI?  The Pussycat or Edward Scissorshands aint still here are they?

This isn't a song, but are you really stupid enough to publish this blog?

Good day,

Love,Victurd