A complete waste of time........

You asked for it, you got it, Toyota.

The average blogger plagiarizes.

Old people repeat themselves.

Average male is 5'8", 197.9 pounds, lives to be 76.1  Chickies, average 5'4", 170.6 lbs, live to be 81.1.

60% of your body is made up of water, 7% blood.

A 2011 study in the Netherlands showed that people who can hold their pee are also good at long-term money management.  I not only wonder who wrote the book of love, I wonder how they conducted that survey.

Everyone has a unique smell... except, identical twins, they smell the same.

Nose hairs are a menace to dust, pollen and other particles. When you are talking to a person with a single nose hair sticking out, it's hard not to stare.  In Japan, there is a service that allows you to send an anonymous email to a person to let them know about the offending hairs.

Give me your head with hair, long beautiful hair.  Belly buttons grow special hairs to catch lint.

Mites might live in your eyelashes.

You ears and your nose never stop growing.  Earwax is actually a type of sweat.

69% of those committing violent crimes reported eating candy daily at the age of 10.

People with a higher number of moles tend to live longer than those with less.

You can't breathe and swallow at the same time.

As people age, their skin gets thinner. (Duh.)

People with psychopathic tendencies tend to take their coffee black rather than with cream or sugar in it.

You have over 30 joints in your feet.  TSA Agents indicate some people have many more.

Your organs move a bit when you are on a rollercoaster.

The strongest muscle in your body is the tongue, the hardest bone is your jawbone.

More germs are spread shaking hands than kissing.  We spend two weeks of our lifetime kissing. Be safe, kiss a stranger upon introduction.

An entomology professor allowed bees to sting him from head to toe over the course of 38 days. He reports the three most painful places to get stung, in order, the nostrils, the upper lip, and the penis.

The foot is the most ticklish place on one's body.  It is not possible to tickle yourself.

We are born with 300 bones but end up with 206.

Your skin weighs 8 pounds.

Sneezes exceed 100 miles per hour.

Words commonly misspelled:  liaison, lollipop, idiosyncrasy, reminisce, siege, tattoo, gist, miscellaneous, misspelled.

In your lifetime you will spit enough to fill five bathtubs.  In a month's time, you will pee enough to fill a bathtub once.

Every minute you shed over 30,000 dead skin cells.  A large percent of dust in your home is actually dead skin.

Spread across our lifetime, we will spend, on average, one year sitting on the toilet.  Yawn over 250,000 times.  Eat 35 tons of food. Men will spend a year of their life staring at women.

A third of our life is spent sleeping.

Victor, I want to commend you on all of these statistics for not behaving sophomoric-ally and reporting anything insensitive like average penis size or average bust size.  (Penis, between 12.95 and 13.97 (Centimeters).  There is considerable debate on the average breast size of a woman. Fifty-four percent are B cup size, twenty-eight percent are C cup. Less than one percent have a size larger than D cup.) Sorry, kinda.  Not really. (Haha to all you who converted cm to inches.)

Due to 'the considerable debate' on average female bust size, I will be hosting a study via zoom meeting at 1pm Central, February 30, 2022. Details to follow.

Old people repeat themselves.

By Henry Gibson (Forward by George Gobel, Charlie Weaver, Joan Rivers and Charo.)

Love, Victurd (And please don't say I didn't warn you about a complete waste of time.)