Here in River City...... Two sides to every board...

Trouble, oh we got trouble,
Right here in River City!
With a capital "T"
That rhymes with "P"
And that stands for Pool,
That stands for pool.
We've surely got trouble!
Right here in River City,
Right here!
Gotta figger out a way
To keep the young ones moral after school!
Trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble...

Her shoes: You're jealous and controlling.
My shoes: Maybe, but don't you think Girl's Night Out Monday, Wednesday, Friday is a bit much?
(Two sides to every board.)
VICTOR! WHY? WHY display your dirty laundry?
(Two sides to every pair of undies... hehe)

Mothers of River City!
Heed the warning before it's too late!
Watch for the tell-tale sign of corruption!
The moment your son leaves the house,
Does he rebuckle his knickerbockers below the knee?
Is there a nicotine stain on his index finger?
A dime novel hidden in the corn crib?
Is he starting to memorize jokes from Capt.
Billy's Whiz Bang?
Are certain words creeping into his conversation?
Words like 'swell?"
And 'so's your old man?"
Well, if so my friends,
Ya got trouble,
Right here in River city!
With a capital "T"
And that rhymes with "P"
And that stands for Pool.
We've surely got trouble!
Right here in River City!
Remember the Maine, Plymouth Rock and the Golden Rule!

Seems for each and every situation, there are two sides to the board. The view from one's shoes. Sometimes, hard to throw on another's loafer, have it be comfy, and, “get their drift.”

Work, the other day. The blizzard day. One set of shoes: (Noon).. Please go ahead and go home. Don't clock out, we'll take care of it. (Way cool!).. Nuther's shoes: “#%$^)( $&$# IT!” If we woulda waited another hour I don't think I'da made it home!.. Two sides, every board.

She's beautiful. Ewww. He's a great worker. We talking about the same person? I LOVE WINTER! I'da shot Punxsutawney had he seen his shadow. Here, I can tell you need some bucks, take this $20, no repayment. Sorry, I gave at the office, scram kid.

Oh, we've got trouble.
We're in terrible, terrible trouble.
That game with the fifteen numbered balls is a devil's tool!
Oh yes we got trouble, trouble, trouble!
With a "T"! Gotta rhyme it with "P"!
And that stands for Pool!!!

Democrat/Republican. Male/Female. Christianity/Islam. Youth/Adult. Wealthy/Barely make ends meet. Urban/Rural/3rd pair of shoes: Suburban. Moral/Not-so-much. Bud's Pool Hall/River City Moral Majority.. KU/MU.. Green Bay/Da Bears.. Yankees/Red Sox.. Steak and potatos/Vegetarian. NRA/Gun control.. Depressed/Effervescent.. Dr. Phil/Howard Stern. I do/I usedta..

“Entreat me not to leave thee.. or to return from following after thee.. for where thou goest, I will go, and where thou stayeth, I will stay." (Unless I change my shoes.) VICTOR!!!! (hehe, sorry, slipper slipped!)

Opposite makes the world go round. Yes, bouncy, turbulent upon occasion – but if we all thought alike, had the same interests, beliefs, economical status, mindset – that wouldn't be fun.

Victor... kinda getting the drift... But whatinthehell does this song have to do with it?
2 sides to every board!... Quit whining, it's your shot. That's just the way the ball bounces.
Love, Victurd.