Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Mambo Number 5

One, two, three, four, five
Everybody in the car, so come on let's ride
to the liquor-store around the corner
The boys say they want some gin and juice
But I really don't wanna
Beerbust like I had last week
I must stay deep
Because talk is cheap

But then again… beer bust is what I do… or have been.. It beats the hell outta staring at this monitor… or does it…

I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita
And as I continue you know
You know they gettin' sweeter
So what I can do I really beg you my Lord
To me flirting it's just like sport, anything fly
It's all good let me dump it
Please set in the trumpet

Oh hell yeah.. look over POF (you’d have to be here) and I do see Angela’s, Pamela’s, Sandra’s and Rita’s that I do like… Again, you’d have to be here…

Chorus:
A little bit of Monica in my life (she got depressed, I HAD to split)
A little bit of Erica by my side (I wouldn’t stop smoking, she split)
A little bit of Rita's all I need (I touched too much.. Not nasty touch.. Nice touch)
A little bit of Tina's what I see (Turned out she was a “yell’er”.. Not into yelling)
A little bit of Sandra in the sun (Didn’t have enough money for her, a good turn to take)
A little bit of Mary all night long (I was fooling myself, it just wasn’t there)
A little bit of Jessica here I am (Unaware she was taken. Only wanted me as play toy. Strong consideration. Passed)
A little bit of you makes me your man

Mambo Number 5

Jump and down go and move it all around
Shake your head to the sound
Put your hands on the ground
Take one step left
And one step right
One to the front and one to the side
Clap your hands once
And clap your hands twice
And if it looks like this
Then you doin' it right

Ok, color me hokey. I love this song. Upbeat. Forget today’s/tomorrow’s problems.. (Victor, how can we with all your “add-ons” up there?)

Chorus:
A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita's all I need
A little bit of Tina's what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man

(Depressed.. Smoked too much… Stop touching!.. YELLING… Fork it over Mister.. Nothingness.. Play Ball? Nah, but thanks)

The trumpet,
the trumpet!
Mambo Number 5
Ha, ha, ha

Chorus:
A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita's all I need
A little bit of Tina's what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man

I do all to
fall in love with a girl like you
You can't run and you can't hide
You and me gonna touch the sky

Mambo Number 5... Or, dating, year eight…

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Datebo Number 8...

Well.. Maybe when I least expect it…… I’ll be on Candid Camera…

Hehe… Love, Victurd.