Chilled to the bone...

On the day I was born
The nurses all gathered 'round
And they gazed in wide wonder
At the joy they had found
The head nurse spoke up
Said "leave this one alone"
She could tell right away
That I was chilled to the bone

Chilled to the bone
Chilled to the bone
Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Chilled
Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Chilled
Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Chilled
Chilled to the bone


Give me 33610, 91911, 78520, 85250 (Tampa, San Diego, Brownsville, Scottsdale)

I broke a thousand snow shovels
before I got wise
I'll break a thousand more, maybe
Before I compromise
I wanna be warm every winter
Warm and home even if alone
I'm here to tell ya folks
That I'm chilled to the bone
Chilled to the bone
Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Chilled
Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Chilled
Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Chilled
Chilled to the bone


I would very much miss the four baby blue eyes, but hey, for 3-4 months a year, we can Skype, you can even come visit!

I'll make an old fart warm
I'll make a transplanted Missourian sweat
I'll make an old fart hot
And take a old fart outta harm
I wanna be warm bet your booty
Warm and home even if alone
I'm here to tell ya folks
That I'm chilled to the bone
Chilled to the bone
Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Chilled
Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Chilled
Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Chilled
Chilled to the bone


Besides, they say the female/male ratio in AZ is like 9 to 1, and even if they would be cougars, "I could go for that", but that's another song in and of itself for another day.

And when I walk the streets
Snow and Sleet step aside
Every winter I'll scoot
And I'll stay satisfied
I wanna tell ya Ole man Winter
Well Ya see I make my own
I'm here to tell ya fridgy
That I'm chilled to the bone
Chilled to the bone
Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Chilled
Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Chilled
Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Chilled
Chilled to the bone


I ain't sure when 'retirement' will be, prolly 5 more years. The Good Lord willing, I'm buying a motor home and getting the hell outta Dodge come November. I'm hear to tell ya, I'm chilled to the bone. Love, Victurd.