Let it all hang out......

A preachment, dear friend
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Nicotine and the temptations of Eve

Victor, you promised. You’d never go “have one”, come back, blog. Too bad, so sad, let it all hang out.

No parkin' by the sewer sign
Hot dog, my razors broke
Water drippin' up the spout
But I dont care, let it all hang out

Had’a buddy’s mine.. We‘d be on patio.. … I’d say “wow… it’s nice out”.. he’d retort “yeah, think I’ll leave it out”.

Hangin' from a pine tree by my knees
Sun is shinin' through the shade
Nobody knows what its all about
It's too much, man, let it all hang out

House is Atrocious, CAPITOL “A”… I’ll clean it this weekend……. Or mebbe next…

Saw a man walkin' upside down
My T.V.s on the blink
Made Galileo look like a Boy Scout
Sorry 'bout that, let it all hang out

My TV IS on the blink. Agin’, no cable, no dish, I’ve got 4, 5 & 9 (for you non-KC folks, that’s NBC, CBS, ABC)… and, GD (gosh darn) Uncle Sam.. The switch from analog to digital (or was it the other way round?)… Thanks to purchasing (forced) $40 antenna, I now get Ch 4 eighty percenta the time, 5 ‘bout fitteen percenta the time, and 9, thankfully, alla the time.

Sleep all day, drive all night
Brain my numb, can't stop now
For sure ain't no doubt
Keep an open mind, let it all hang out

Lots could be better. Having a dog. Having a significant other (no specific order, each have very positive connotations).. Read bulletin from college where I graduated “our normal grad first year out makes (enter $9K more a year than what I make here)”… I picked the wrong major. Or path. Or sumpin.

It's rainin' inside a big brown moon
How does that mess you baby up, leg
Eatin' a Reuben sandwich with sauerkraut
Don't stop now, baby, let it all hang out

I abhor Reuben/sauerkraut, sorry, just me. Gimme PB&J any day. If only, for one day, Facebook would have a “ok damnit, come out with it” and everyone would post their problems, their woes, the truth about how life really is, let it all hang out………….. We’d prolly all be depressed a little more. Eh, tis ok. Mosta the time, life’s a B-, C+. That ain’t bad since I was rarely on the Honor Roll or Dean’s List. (Screw you all.. I MADE it.. "BS" mebbe significant?.. The best six years’a my life, truly.)

I don’t care………..
Let it all hang out
Let it all hang out
Let it all hang out

A preachment, dear friend, love Victurd