Those were the days....

Hey Edith, what say we binge-watch a couplea Gunsmoke seasons tonight?
I dunno Archie, I kinda had my heart set on unplugging our phones, taking them to Perkins,
having a bite to eat and staring at them all night….

Boy the way Glen Miller played
Songs that made the hit parade.
Guys like us we had it made,
Those were the days.

Edith, how bout some dinner? Sure Arch, just as soon as I download this S&H Greenstamp app.. Ok, then after supper maybe we’ll get to see Ann Margaret do some twerking on the boob tube eh? Hey, and why don’t you ask Siri to find out where Gloria and Meathead are, see if she'll GPS ‘em, then maybe they can eat with us?

And you knew who you were then,
Girls were girls and men were men,
Mister we could use a man
Like Herbert Hoover again.

Hey Edith, don’t this upcoming election trump all? Next thing ya know we’ll have a female in the White House.. Ohhh I dunno Arch, how could ya cook, clean, entertain AND run the country? The times there’a changin’ Edith.. the times there’a changin.

Didn't need no welfare state,
Everybody pulled his weight.
Gee our old LaSalle ran great.
Those were the days.