Hi, and welcome to weirdom. The place where nonsensical is vogue – and altering Dr. Emmitt Brown's take just a tad “Rules?.. Rules? Where we're going we don't need rules!”
The great thing abouta blog. No teacher with red marker.. u can turn spellcheck off.. u can write like people talk... woulda... coulda.. shoulda.. and no one gives a rats!
Robert Pershing Wadlow was unique. Tallest man EVER. Had hypertrophy of his pituitary gland resulting in abnormally high level of human growth hormone. Get this.. .8'11.1”.......... That's unique.
Can u guess why this guy is unique? Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero
Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff. Uh huh, figured you could.
Unique jobs? Lifeguard at nude beach. Jelly donut filler. Ahm, Jaime Rascone. Go ahead, Google him. He works quality control in a brothel in Santiago, Chili. After candidates are screened (interviews, psychological testing, photo session) – whittled down to six. Jaime then “interviews” the candidates, taking diligent notes and makes recommendations to the madam. This job strain makes it so he can only do this once a month, or, 70 gals per year. That's pretty damn unique, and I hate his guts.
Unique: Antarctica is the only continent without reptiles or snakes.
Libra, the Scales, is the only inanimate symbol in the zodiac.
Ohio's flag is a pennant. (The other 49 are rectangular)
The only letter that doesn't appear in any of the 50 states? Q.
The only animal who's evidence is admissible in American Court? The bloodhound.
We're all unique. Moles. Tats. Size. Shape. Skin color. Hair color. Eyes. Dimples. Wrinkles. Demeanor. Walk. Introvert-extrovert-mediumvert.
“One of a kind”.. we've all known someone like that. Sometimes we love 'em, sometimes we wish they'd get locked up and lose the key. Oft times we deduce to “well.. that's just (insert name here)”...
People are unique (There are more chickens in the world than people)...
Winston Churchill was born in the ladies room during a dance. You can't sneeze with your eyes open. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with your left hand.
Unique. Only four words end in 'dous'...... tremendous, horrendous, stupendous and harardous. Decka cards, only the king of hearts ain't gotta moustache.
Fill her up: A Boeing 747 holds 57,285 gallons of fuel. Most lipstick contains fish scales. HA! I didn't make it up! First bar code? Wrigley's gum. Cat urine glows under a black-light (don't ask how I know this.)
Thomas Edison, lightbulb inventor, was afraid of the dark.
Are you a unique pooper? The average American uses 57 sheets of TP per day. Slugs have 4 noses. There are more plastic flamingos in the US than real ones.
Fingerprints are unique. Know what? So are tongue prints! Poor Charles Osborne was unique.. he had the hiccups for 69 years!
I'm uniqued out. We're all weird, different, the-one-and-only.. we only see from one pair of shoes.. we are in charge of our direction, our speech, our thoughts, our ways, our beliefs.. For the most part, we mingle perty peacefully together.
I'm unique, just like you.. .Love, Victurd.
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